❝ Listen sis, this is not cool. The exact opposite of cool, which isn’t uncool if you were wondering. No, this is infinity degrees Kelvin meets Kanye ‘no chill’ West with a dash of fuck you. This is like if the Sun and Chris Hemsprattpine had a love child, it’s so hot. Have you been to Texas? ‘Cause I’ve been to Texas, and let me tell you, that hellhole has more chill than every single atom in this miserable existence combined. It’s that not cool. ❞

alternatively;

Dave Strider, Homestuck