♀: What is an AU, you really want to play with your muse?

I’ve already done two for Kaito, so switching to Umu for a sec- a Team Skull!Ultra Moon AU! IDK why, but I find it interesting to think about what would happen if Umu had actually, like, joined Team Skull instead of beating them all up. Maybe she’d be like their sunny, cheerful mascot? That one person who they’re 99% sure is too sweet to actually do anything illegal, but also she’s tight with the boss so she might also secretly be a psychopath.

(She’s not, of course, but still.)